Vampire romance takes a snarky turn in this humorous novel, coming soon to TV screens as a Lifetime Original Movie!
Pearl is a sixteen-year-old vampireâŠfond of blood, allergic to sunlight, and mostly evilâŠuntil the night a sparkly unicorn stabs her through the heart with his horn. Oops.
Her family thinks she was attacked by a vampire hunter (because, obviously, unicorns donât exist), and theyâre shocked she survived. Theyâre even more shocked when Pearl discovers she can now withstand the sun. But they quickly find a way to make use of her new talent. The Vampire King of New England has chosen Pearlâs family to host his feast. If Pearl enrolls in high school, she can make lots of human friends and lure them to the Kingâs feastâas the entrĂ©es.
The only problem? Pearlâs starting to feel the twinges of a conscience. How can she serve up her new friendsâespecially the cute guy who makes her fangs acheâto be slaughtered? Then again, sheâs definitely dead if she lets down her family. Whatâs a sunlight-loving vamp to do?