Twenty hilarious true stories about anxiety, sinning, and sainting. Crazy Little Catholic: âFor God needed me to convert pagans and nurse icky lepers in far-off lands.â Amazing Technicolor Dream Boys: âI didnât have the slightest idea how to seduce Joseph. And Sister Bridget was no help at all with my characterization.â Virjeanity: âI felt itâd be wrong to use my parentsâ phone in the commission of a mortal sin.â Death of a Saint: "For the next five Halloweens, I dressed up as my patron saint, Joan of Arc. The perfect costume for a repentant Halloween slut."