Warning: This book may be a choking hazard if listened to while eating or drinking.
If youâre a fan of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, then youâre going to love Amusing Musings.
Are you ready to enjoy the most hilarious and absurd audiobook of the year? This hysterical compilation of profound thoughts and ridiculous one liners will make you laugh until you cry. Relish delightfully witty quotes such as these:
âI bet a popular joke in the medieval days was to sneak up behind a knight and stick a âkick meâ sign on his armor with a magnet.â
âI think it would be a good idea if scientists invented a new fruit. It should look like an orange, but, surprise, it tastes like a watermelon. Also, it screams when you peel it.â
âIf cats could talk, I bet that when they cleaned themselves theyâd never shut up about how good they taste.â
If you are a fan of non-sequitur or absurdist comedy in the style of Mitch Hedburg, Steven Wright, or Saturday Night Liveâs Jack Handey, then buy this outrageously entertaining audiobook now!